I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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