how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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