What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
