MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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