Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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