I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I just googled if crying burns calories
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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