And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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