Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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