Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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