I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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