I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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