Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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