so explain again why im purple
no
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
i've created a new STD.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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