Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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