you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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