happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Randomize
