the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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