This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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