Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
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