Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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