Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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