the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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