i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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