i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
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after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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