He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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