This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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