I'm gonna have a badass scar
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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