Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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