Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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