I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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