Your mouth is God's brothel.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Randomize