Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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