she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
