she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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