i need an iv and a liver transplant
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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