just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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