Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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