Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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