Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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