if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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