Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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