You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I love you. Go after that dick
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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