I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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