I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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