i just had sex bonerless
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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