My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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