Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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