Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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