NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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