she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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