How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
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