But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
