bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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