You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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