i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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