Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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