I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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