I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
